Lustige Kurzgeschichten anhand der Map-Namen

[Slimmy3FBT]

Hmm, also ich habe hier noch nichts dazu gefunden, und ich denke im allgemeinen Thread würde es untergehen, da ich finde dass diese 2 Kurzgeschichten schon ganz witzig sind. Wusste jetzt auch nicht wirklich was für eine Titel ich dem Thread verpassen sollte. Wenn ihr mehr habt oder auch noch iwo welche findet, bitte postet sie hier rein, ansonsten schreibt eure Meinung rein!

Kurzgeschichte 1:

So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. The HANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!

Kurzgeschichte 2:

Coming back from the FIRING RANGE I passed a town and this chick told me it was a NUKETOWN she suffered from RADIATION and contracted WMD? I went back to her VILLA the power was out, it was something to do with the GRID it was a CRISIS. We went to her room, she told me her name was HANOI then got undressed. I was in ARRAY of how much like a JUNGLE it was down there. After a few hours my pelvis CRACKED when I tried to LAUNCH my stuff and she reached her SUMMIT and screamed HAVANA!

[momo_lol]

Hmm, also ich habe hier noch nichts dazu gefunden, und ich denke im allgemeinen Thread würde es untergehen, da ich finde dass diese 2 Kurzgeschichten schon ganz witzig sind. Wusste jetzt auch nicht wirklich was für eine Titel ich dem Thread verpassen sollte. Wenn ihr mehr habt oder auch noch iwo welche findet, bitte postet sie hier rein, ansonsten schreibt eure Meinung rein!

Kurzgeschichte 1:

So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. The HANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!

Kurzgeschichte 2:

Coming back from the FIRING RANGE I passed a town and this chick told me it was a NUKETOWN she suffered from RADIATION and contracted WMD? I went back to her VILLA the power was out, it was something to do with the GRID it was a CRISIS. We went to her room, she told me her name was HANOI then got undressed. I was in ARRAY of how much like a JUNGLE it was down there. After a few hours my pelvis CRACKED when I tried to LAUNCH my stuff and she reached her SUMMIT and screamed HAVANA!

Wieso musste man dafür einen neuen Thread machen ? Du hast eine Geschichte kopiert mehr nicht toll. Ist doch egal wenns untergeht über was soll man in dem Thread diskutieren ?

[Anbu_Ninja_]

Die zweite Geschichte ist gut

[KuschelHase]

Sehr komisch, heute guck ich ein Video von nem Kommentator und was steht in den Kommentaren?

Die zweite Geschichte und sie hat 42x Thumps Up bekommen